Virtue has its own reward,
but no sale at the box office.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
Whenever people agree with me
I always feel I must be wrong.
I like to have a martini. Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing,
and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.